Comedy on Paramount+

Steve Martin just wants to get home for Thanksgiving, and John Candy is the universe's answer. Rated R for one very famous meltdown. On Paramount+ and Peacock. The Thanksgiving movie.

Two useless cops go undercover in high school and discover they were not cool the first time either. Loud, dumb, and very funny. On Netflix and Paramount+.

They go to college this time, and the movie knows it is a sequel. Same pair, bigger budget, same joke, still works.

He has to make her fall in love with him again every morning. Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore, sweeter than the premise sounds, on Paramount+.

A 1970s newsman cannot handle a woman in the anchor chair. Will Ferrell, on Paramount+. Absurd on purpose.

Cher is rich, well-meaning, and completely sure she can fix her friends' lives. Alicia Silverstone, 1995, on Paramount+. Still the funniest teen movie a lot of us own in our heads.

A stepdad tries to win over his wife's kids, and then their father shows up and is better at everything. Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg, on Paramount+.

A rumor turns a good student into the school's pretend scandal, and she decides to run it. Emma Stone, on Paramount+.

Two turkeys time-travel to get turkey off the Thanksgiving menu. It is a kids' cartoon and it is proud of that. On Paramount+ and Tubi.

A couple fosters three siblings and finds out good intentions are not a plan. Mark Wahlberg and Rose Byrne, on Paramount+.

A man with a wedding ring as a prop has to produce a fake family when the bit works too well. Adam Sandler, on Paramount+.

The 2004 one. A new girl learns the rules of a high school that runs on burn books. Lindsay Lohan, on Prime and Paramount+.

The musical version, with the same plastics and more songs. On Paramount+.

A man who cannot feel pain gets pulled into a bank robbery. Jack Quaid, on Prime and Paramount+, an action comedy that uses the gimmick well.

Two friends try to get to a party, and the night becomes a farewell they are not ready to say out loud. On Paramount+.

A failed musician takes a substitute-teaching job and turns the class into a band. Jack Black, on Paramount+.

A wedding singer in 1985 falls for a waitress who is engaged to the wrong man. Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore, on Paramount+.

A bet between rich brothers swaps a commodities broker with a street hustler. Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd, 1983, on Paramount+.

A war movie shoot goes wrong and the actors think the explosions are still special effects. Robert Downey Jr., Ben Stiller, on Paramount+. Rated R and aware of it.

A small-time dealer builds a fake family to move a truck across the border. Jason Sudeikis and Jennifer Aniston, on Paramount+.

They argue for years about whether men and women can be friends, mostly in New York diners. Rated R, and one of the best romcoms ever made. On Paramount+. The deli scene still clears a room.

A male model who has been replaced tries to understand a world that was never asking him to think. Ben Stiller, on Paramount+.